Tomorrow, the high temperature in my hometown is going to be -2 degrees. It’s moments like this when I wish that I’d bought a ticket to Miami instead of traveling to the Wild West. The warmth of hearth and home is decidedly less attractive when you have to wear long underwear just to go get the mail.
This is why, as you read this, I am on my way to buy gloves, a scarf and a hat. Sadly, none of the hats at the general store will be as major as these ones.