Isabel Marant Wila High Tops ($640)
Ash Alexis Wedge Sneaker ($235)
Wanted Chambers Wedge Sneaker ($55)
A nonny moose
April 1, 2013 9:09AM
Finally, a shoe that will be comfortable commuting but still not result in my pant hems dragging on the ground! Thank you Belle!!!!
April 1, 2013 6:12PM
This isn’t the worst idea I’ve ever heard…
April 1, 2013 9:12AM
April 1, 2013 9:18AM
Omg, tres chic. Buying thirty pairs. Do you think I could find a coordinating Vera?
April 1, 2013 9:31AM
Happy April Fools Belle
April 1, 2013 9:31AM
You almost tricked me for a minute and then I remembered… April Fools. Nice one.
April 1, 2013 9:37AM
What I REALLY want are UGGS with high heels… is that too much to ask?
April 1, 2013 9:51AM
Oh, Belle! You almost had me. I wonder if Uggs makes a version of these lovely shoes 😉
April 1, 2013 9:56AM
THANK goodness this was a joke
April 1, 2013 10:03AM
Wow! $640.00 to look like Luke Skywalker. Happy April Fools Day.
April 1, 2013 10:06AM
Oh thank God – I forgot about April Fools Day and was wondering if you were high! Very nice Belle…
April 1, 2013 10:31AM
I totally was fooled! I was so shocked at this post but once I checked the comments I was relieved….good one!
April 1, 2013 10:39AM
April 1, 2013 10:41AM
Slow clap. Well played.
April 1, 2013 10:43AM
I know some people who actually consider these “athletic” shoes, including online “fashion” games, etc. Waiting for a rise in broken and sprained ankles in 188.8.131.52……
April 1, 2013 11:00AM
Oh my gosh… before I read the other comments I was going to say “I just CANNOT get onboard with this trend” Happy April Fools indeed!
April 1, 2013 11:59AM
You know, I’ve seen so many other fashion bloggers wear these that it took me a few minutes to figure you that these aren’t really your style, Belle…!
April 1, 2013 12:01PM
*figure out. Although I still can’t figure out why someone would spent $670 on the Isabel Marants rather than get a really classy Choo or Louboutin on sale for that price!
April 1, 2013 12:14PM
Every few years, people try to make these high heeled sneakers a thing. Why?
April 1, 2013 12:39PM
Thanks god it’s April 1st….would’ve been concerned about you, belle!
April 1, 2013 12:44PM
That Corporette and Boardroom Belles both posted these are must haves makes this joke even sweeter.
@Rory: They miss the Spice Girls?
April 1, 2013 12:45PM
@%$#!#!! stupid typo !@^&@#^$!!!1!
That Corporette and Boardroom Belles both posted these as must haves makes this joke even sweeter.
April 1, 2013 12:47PM
I’m kind of torn on them, even though they’re not my style, because I’ve seen a few bloggers really pull off the look. But it’s just not for me, I’d feel silly wearing them.
April 1, 2013 2:00PM
I wish I could have seen my own under-caffeinated expression when I opened CHS this morning. I was 100% puzzled and just wondering if it was an off day. Thanks SO much.
April 1, 2013 4:08PM
On the one hand, they are ugly. On the other hand, a coworker has a pair that are HOT pink and made by Ash. I hate to admit it but they didn’t look too bad. The ones you posted here, though, are fugly.
April 1, 2013 4:37PM
Ha! Happy April Fools Day, Belle. I was getting ready to reply to this post with a solid WTF, when I realized what day it was…
April 1, 2013 5:05PM
Oh, Belle! I audibly gasped when I saw this. This made my morning.
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